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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Mini Dresses

Ok ladies, We want to be sexy too, but mini dresses are for those girls that strave themselves all day and night so they can look like celebrities. Us plus size ladies should not wear dresses, or skirts for that matter, so short. Why? Well, for the obvious, WE ARE BIGGER! There is more of us to cover. Trust me, purchase the knee length dresses and the mid-calf skirts. Any shorter than that and your whole fanny will show! Just your friendly advice from you San Antonio plus size lady. Remember the Truth Hurts.

Always true,
Agatha Marie

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Plus Size Tops

Ladies of the big breasted,


I know that we can not wear certain things, such as turtlenecks, round collars, and cowl collars, because we have "bigger is better" breasts compared to those barely there breasted women out in Hollywood. However, I am adding to the list of what not to wear, which is the Diamond shaped blouse. This blouse, though cute in its ways, is a non-symmetrical blouse and can make our breasts appear to "old" when they are still perky. Designers try to "enhance" the style given to plus size women by creating similar trendy tops to those of "average" body figures. Unfortunately, this struggle is still a fight for style. If you like the "enhancement" given to by these blouses I advise you to stay along the straight line of the Empire waist. This will perk the ladies up rather than drag them down. Just the honest advice from your San Antonio plus size lady.


Good luck and remember the Truth hurts.


Always true,

Agatha Marie